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Thursday, April 21, 2005

Boinkability Awards: Flashback: Democratic Primary Edition

Yeah, I know it was a long time ago, but in these dark days of Bushdom, it's nice to look back to the past.

Most Boinkable Democratic Primary Candidate:

Tie:

John "My father was a millworker and I'm pretty" Edwards

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and Wesley "Muscular Man in Uniform/Argyle Sweaters" Clark

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Least Boinkable Democratic Primary Candidate:

Tie: Dennis "Vegan Elf" Kucinich

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and Al "It's all about the hair" Sharpton

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2 Comments:

  • At 2:37 PM, Blogger PusBoy said…

    Though I'm not gay, I think I'd have to put Dick "albino" Gephardt in the least category before Sharpton.

    Sharpton knows how to treat a lady!

    Cool blog.

     
  • At 2:40 PM, Blogger Boinkette said…

    Thanks! You make a good point--I had forgotten about Gephardt. He seems to be the forgettable type. But a lack of eyebrows is definitely unsexy.

     

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