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Thursday, April 21, 2005

Boinkette goes on vacation

I will be away for the next week, so expect sporadic or no blogging. To keep you occupied until I return, here are some sexy Democrats:

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And a short, chubby guy with no neck (and, um, a fish):

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"We're going to California, and Texas, and New York, and Oregon and Washington and Michigan...and then we're going fishing! Yeeeaaaarrrghhhh!"

6 Comments:

  • At 12:57 AM, Blogger Joe said…

    Excellent post. And then there was Dean....

     
  • At 1:24 AM, Blogger Boinkette said…

    Yes, Dean is certainly an interesting guy, huh? I also have a picture of him crouching next to a goat that is wearing a Dean sticker, as well as a few of him playing guitar and singing, that I should find an excuse to post sometime.

     
  • At 7:09 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I've met HOWARD DEAN! he's not chubby at all! lol


    Josh

     
  • At 9:18 PM, Blogger Boinkette said…

    When did you meet Dean? I think he lost weight after the campaign was over, because he had gained some from the hectic schedule of campaigning. I remember reading during the primaries about all the candidates' favorite foods, and his were pork sandwiches and strawberry milkshakes! Ewww! You'd think that being from VT, it would be more like granola and Ben & Jerry's. Go figure.

    The article also said that Edwards liked diet Coke, Clark liked Doritos and chocolate-covered gummy bears (yecch), Kerry liked Hostess cupcakes, and Kucinich liked vegan brownies and whole wheat pita with hummus (now that's my kind of man!!). These are the kind of details that are important in politics, of course...who needs to keep track of the ins and outs of policy when you can remember what the candidates like to eat?

     
  • At 1:05 PM, Anonymous Chris T. said…

    The world wants to know if you'd ever date a Republican other than Ralph Reed. Because he's a given; even I'd date Ralph Reed.

    You're a liberal, but how important is politics compared to boinkability? Where is the line drawn between the two? We are all held in suspense for your next post!

    Have a good break too.

     
  • At 12:42 AM, Blogger Boinkette said…

    Thanks, Chris...well, I would not actually date Ralph Reed. There's a difference between drooling over someone you know is a sleazeball and wishing to get involved with him in real life. I don't think he'd be inclined to date either of us--especially not you, considering how those fundies are about homosexuality. *sigh* A girl can still dream about converting him to the good side, right?

    I would date a Republican, though, as long as it was a non-fundie one. I would be doing the budding Vast Left Wing Conspiracy a favor by infiltrating the other side ;-)

    As for the line between politics and boinkability, who knows. It's just as fuzzy as the goddamn fundies are trying to make the wall between church and state. I have to stop before I start ranting about how much I want to dig my nails into Bill Frist and tear him to shreds. Eeeeevil, eeeevil Bill Frist. And eeeevil, eeeeeeeeeeeeeevil Tom DeLay. Grrrrr. Definitely no boinkability there.

     

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