The best part of politics: because they're all screwing us anyway.

Sunday, April 17, 2005

A few more election flashbacks

A post-debate exchange:

Girl: What are YOU wearing right now?

Guy: Nothing, baby, except a bulge bigger than the one on Bush's back!

Election Day special:

"Hey baby, can I punch your chad?"

"Only if I can pull your lever!"

"Don't forget to close the curtain first!!"

Of course, it's always important to make sure you don't end up with a pregnant chad. When it comes to hanging chads, though, that can usually be fixed with a little Viagra.


  • At 6:48 PM, Blogger Joe said…

    Zing! Glad to see your new blog up and running, complete with the nice exchanges you sent to me the other day. When I get a chance, i'll get it linked it to mine. (I like your link BTW- Fuck the south is a classic).

  • At 7:44 PM, Blogger Boinkette said…

    Hey Joe, thanks for stopping by! I just added your blog to my links too.


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