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Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Save the filibuster

Government's just no fun if you can't filibuster all night long on the Senate floor.

I imagine that goes something like this:

..Oh, Senator! Ram that legislation through both houses of Congress! Oh! Go get the House Minority Whip! Oh yeah! Ohhh yeah! Filibuster me! Oh, revise the bill right there! Ohhh yeahhh...Cover me with your health care plan! Oh, what a long resume you have! Ohhh, Senator, keep representing me! It's so hot when you represent your constituents. All that soft money...and hard money! Hard, hard money! Oh, represent me, represent me! Don't stop....ohhhh......


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