The best part of politics: because they're all screwing us anyway.

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Good point...

If anyone's going to get it on with a farm animal, it should be a Democrat--because, as one of my friends just pointed out, our mascot is the ass after all.

But we know better...after all, why spend your time banging livestock when you can be sipping a latte, eating sushi, and listening to NPR while reading the New York Times?

Or perhaps the question is, why screw a sheep when you can be getting some liberal lovin' with a fellow liberal? After all, as the saying goes:

Democrats are sexy--whoever heard of a good piece of elephant?


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