The best part of politics: because they're all screwing us anyway.

Monday, May 09, 2005

Lynndie England-inspired pick-up lines

With Lil' Miss Abu Ghraib back in the news, I figured it was time for another edition of Boinkette pick-up lines. Warning: Do not try this at home!

Hey baby, let me unleash your passion--by putting you on a leash!

You're really hot, but I bet you'd be even hotter with ladies' underwear on your head.

Hey, nice hood.

If I start a naked pyramid, I bet your thumb won't be the only thing that's up!

Is that a chemical lightstick in your pocket, or are you just happy that I'm pointing at your penis?


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