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Monday, May 09, 2005

New Army slogans

While we're on the topic of Nancy Drew and the Mystery of the Hooded Detainees, here are two suggestions for the Army's recruiting department:

Be all that you can be with electrodes strapped to your genitals.

A naked pyramid of one.

We all know the military is having a tough time getting people to join, so maybe it's about time they play up the fun sexual abuse aspect. After all, why stay at home and torture small animals and/or sleep with little boys a la Michael Jackson when you can be abroad acting like, well, a broad? There's nothing like sexually humiliating a few Iraqis to get a girl going.


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