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Thursday, May 19, 2005

Porn star to meet Bush (no, not that kind of Bush)

So it turns out that porn star, former CA gubernatorial candidate, and aspiring lieutenant governor candidate Mary Carey is going to have dinner with President Bush. Now that should give Laura reason to feel like a desperate housewife.



Not only that, but Carey's boss, Mark Kulkis, thinks Republicans and porn stars are a perfect match:

“I’m honored to be invited to this event,” Kulkis said. “Republicans bill themselves as the pro-business party. Well, you won’t find a group of people more pro-business than pornographers. We contributed over $10 billion to the national economy last year.”

Um, yeah, tell that to the family values crusaders.

But then again, the Bushies are only pandering to the religious right anyway and have no problem selling them out for money. It's money that makes their world go 'round.

And besides, all the repressed fundies are probably jerking off in secret to Carey's videos anyway. That is, if they're not out fucking mules or little boys.

Now for the real scary part:

“I’m especially looking forward to meeting Karl Rove,” Carey added. “Smart men like him are so sexy. I know that he’s against gay marriage, but I think I can convince him that a little girl-on-girl action now and then isn’t so bad!”

Karl Rove and sexy just don't belong in the same sentence, or even the same paragraph. Ughhhh. Even if being a diabolical master of propaganda were a turn-on--which it most definitely is not--he's just a little ugly pig of a man, second maybe only to Cheney in unsexiness.

And there's a wee bit of difference between girl-on-girl porn (which is not my thing personally--I prefer Kerry-on-Edwards, but to each his/her own) and actual gay people getting married. You know, because the latter aren't doing it to help some teenage boy get off.

Sometimes I don't know which I hate more about the Republican party: the religious fundamentalism or the greed-driven hypocrisy.

It all makes me just about as sick as the thought of associating any sexual feelings with Karl Rove.

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