The best part of politics: because they're all screwing us anyway.

Sunday, May 01, 2005

Quotes of the Day, Queer for Oil Edition

"Bush held a prime time televised news conference. Bush discussed his plans for Social Security, the insurgency in Iraq and why holding hands with another man doesn't mean you're gay." --Conan O'Brien

"Earlier this week Bush met with a key player on the world energy scene -- Prince Abdullah of Saudi Arabia. Bush greeted him by kissing him on both cheeks and then led him by the hand into his ranch -- confirming the long standing rumor that the president is, in fact, queer for oil." --Jon Stewart

"Bush is with the Saudis like Michael Jackson is with 12-year-olds. He just doesn't care how it looks....He's just like, 'It's charming. We're just having milk and cookies!'" --Bill Maher

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  • At 6:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    A picture says a thousand words? Lmao.



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