The best part of politics: because they're all screwing us anyway.

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Quotes of the day, Saddam in his skivvies edition

"People in the Middle East are still angry about the picture. They said how would we like it if our leader was caught without his pants on? Uh, been there done that." --Jay Leno

"The tabloid newspaper in England that published the picture of Saddam in his underwear ... issued an apology. They said Saddam? We thought it was Camilla." --Jay Leno

"This just in: People magazine has just named Saddam Hussein sexiest man alive." --David Letterman

"Everyone is making a big deal about this picture. I don't know what the big deal is. I saw it two weeks ago when he put it on" --Jay Leno


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