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The best part of politics: because they're all screwing us anyway.

Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Quotes of the day

"President Bush delivered the commencement address at the Naval Academy. This appearance at the Naval Academy was historic for President Bush. For the first time he was on a military base and people could actually remember him being there. ... There was one awkward moment -- when Bush met a rear admiral, he said I respect your lifestyle, but I don't think you should get married."
--Jay Leno

"The owner of an Italian restaurant may sue Bill Clinton for failing to show up. Clinton made a reservation for eighteen people and didn't show up. The owner was very disappointed. And you thought he was disappointed, what about the poor girl waiting under the table for Bill? She was waiting there all night long."
--Jay Leno

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