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The best part of politics: because they're all screwing us anyway.

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Santorum was right!

But the threat to animals is not from gays but from repressed, perverted rightwing hicks.

Neal Horsley, an anti-abortion nut, admitted to boyhood bestiality on the Alan Colmes show:

AC: "You had sex with animals?"

NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."

AC: "I'm not so sure that that is so."

NH: "You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?"

AC: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?"

NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality... Welcome to domestic life on the farm..."

See, this is why blue staters have a superiority complex--because we don't fuck animals! For God's sake, is there no decency anymore? Is this what the red state wingnuts do when they aren't busy wiping their ass on the Constitution?

I'm moving to Canada. Now. And taking my dog with me.

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