The best part of politics: because they're all screwing us anyway.

Monday, May 16, 2005

Silly Horsley

You're supposed to have sex up against washing machines, not with them...

But apparently, the idea of having sex with a consenting adult human doesn't seem to cross the minds of rightwingers these days.

This is why we need Clinton to come back and give them a demonstration.

Ah, how the right wing wailed and gnashed its teeth about his consensual adult affair. BJs in the Oval Office, gasp! A stain on the nation! (Sorry, couldn't resist the pun. It was too, um... hard not to.)

Yet it turns out that all along they're been fucking livestock.

The irony has gone on so long that it is no longer delicious (like watermelon, apple pie, or John Edwards). It's almost a given that repressed Republicans have twisted sexual practices. I'm not sure what else can come up (pun intended, again, because I can't help thinking that way) that can possibly beat all the right-wing perversion that's already been exposed.

Liberals couldn't invent more perverted sexual practices if we tried. And we sure as hell do try....


  • At 3:29 PM, Blogger Joe said…

    That Neal Horsley guy is riot. I laughed so hard when i heard him say in hick-speak that "everyone who grew up on a farm in Gergia had a mule for their fisrt girlfreind." That he's trying to say the mule consented is even funnier.

  • At 11:50 PM, Blogger Boinkette said…

    Seriously, I think this guy should get his own radio show. Or he could even go on TV, but I don't think anyone wants to see him with his arm around his "girlfriend"...


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