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Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Welcome to the bonership society

Wonkette reports on the bill introduced by Senator Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa) that would eliminate ED drugs for all Medicare and Medicaid recipients:

At first glance, Grassley's bill act seems like a conservative no-brainer: It's anti-sex, it's fiscally responsible, and it fits in nicely with President Bush's recent calls to privatize massive, rock-hard erections via a "bonership society" that encourages people to take control of their own ball-draining fuck sessions. But if poor people spend less time enjoying high-quality, pharmacologically enhanced orgasms, they might spend more time voting. Thus, we're expecting hard-line liberals to champion the bill, and savvier Republicans to push for a compromise. For example: no Viagra if you're poor and impotent, but you get some bukkake DVDs from the DOJ's porn collection. And if you're poor, impotent, and blind? A phone call from Bill O'Reilly.

"Hard-line" liberals? Tee hee!


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