Boinkette

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Friday, June 03, 2005

Fruit fly porn in the NYT!

Scientists have just discovered that changing one gene in a fruit fly makes it gay.

And the New York Times had a bit too much fun in its description of a newly lesbian fruit fly behaving like a typical male fruit fly:

When the genetically altered fruit fly was released into the observation chamber, it did what these breeders par excellence tend to do. It pursued a waiting virgin female. It gently tapped the girl with its leg, played her a song (using wings as instruments) and, only then, dared to lick her - all part of standard fruit fly seduction.

Wow, my wings are getting wet just reading that.

2 Comments:

  • At 9:08 AM, Blogger Michael J. West said…

    Under the current administration, talking about your wings in such a manner can get you some hefty fines.

     
  • At 12:46 PM, Blogger Boinkette said…

    True...I'd better watch out for the FCC. And Rick Santorum would probably take it to mean that acceptance of the 'homosexual agenda' has led to bestiality....

     

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