The best part of politics: because they're all screwing us anyway.

Monday, June 13, 2005

Republicans have dirty minds

Because they apparently think that Bill Clinton raped Hillary to conceive Chelsea.

How low can they go?!

Well, Cheney can go pretty low too--now he's insulting Howard Dean's mother. And they say Dean is over the top....

Maybe Dean should just start cracking "yo mama" jokes back at him. Like:

Yo mama is so dumb, she sent thousands of troops to their deaths on false premises.

Yo mama is so fat, Tom DeLay made her a whole congressional district.

Yo mama is so old, they didn't have Social Security when she was growing up, and if it gets privatized your kids won't have it either.

Yo mama is so nasty, she kills kittens with Bill Frist.

Yo mama is so ugly, even Lynndie England won't look at her.

Yo mama is so fat, she fell on the wall between church and state and broke it.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than the national deficit.

Yo mama is so dumb, she reads The Pet Goat in emergencies.

Yo mama is so ugly, she's uglier than what the Republicans are doing to our country.


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