Boinkette

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Saturday, June 18, 2005

The Republiporn never ends

Now, Mary Carey wants to have sex with the Bush twins.

"Oh my God, his daughters! I’d LOVE to party with his daughters. I’d love to meet them. I totally want to have sex with them. You can write it the day after I leave here."

And at the same time, the Bush administration is planning to crack down on porn.

What a surprise. "Draft the twins" is one thing, but "bang the twins" apparently just goes too far....

6 Comments:

  • At 1:24 AM, Blogger Michael J. West said…

    I would pay ANY AMOUNT OF MONEY to see Mary Carey have sex with the Bush twins.

    That's as honest as I know how to be.

    Anyone on here who says otherwise is either a liar who makes Bush look honest, or so sick that Horsley looks healthy.

     
  • At 1:51 AM, Blogger Boinkette said…

    Or female...

     
  • At 1:31 PM, Blogger Michael J. West said…

    Perhaps it wouldn't do anything for you, but I bet you'd pay for it just on principle! Where else can you humiliate the entire neocon movement for $9.99 a pop?

     
  • At 9:16 PM, Blogger Boinkette said…

    Ah, good point. I guess I would. It seems like the neocons can get away with anything, though...they'd probably just find some way to spin it and no one would even notice.

     
  • At 6:43 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said…

    I guess if such a video existed and was disseminated all over the internet and in adult bookstores around the globe, just bringing it up would violate the twins' privacy.

    After all, we heard that stupid line of shit after we bagged Jeff Gannon.

     
  • At 8:36 PM, Blogger Boinkette said…

    Exactly...the Bush twins would probably end up benefitting just like Paris Hilton did.

     

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