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Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Republiporn redux

John Avrosis of Americablog interviewed Mary Carey, the porn star who is going to have dinner with the President, for his column in RADAR.

Let's just say she ain't your typical Republican. And as much as I like to gloat about the divisions in the Republican party between the pro-business/pro-porn segment and the moralistic fundies, the whole thing is just gross.

The interview starts out by listing her dreams, which sound more like nightmares to me:

It is Mary Carey’s dream to meet the President of the United States. Of course, it’s also her dream to have sex with Karl Rove, Bill O’Reilly, Sean Hannity, Pat Buchanan, Alan Colmes, and one player from every NBA team. One of those dreams will come true tonight at the 2005 President’s Dinner & Salute to Freedom; when George W. Bush sits down to break bread with 6,000 Republican boosters, Carey will be there.

THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY

Bill O'Reilly? With a falafel? Ewww!

John Edwards is one thing, but her list of Republicans-to-fuck is just wrong. I wouldn't be surprised if she's looking for some girl-on-girl with Ann Coulter too. Then again, maybe not, because Coulter's too skinny to have any semblance of boobs.

But in any case, it's all such a bad mental image.

And at the end of the interview, her question about a Bush other than the President is a more than a bit TMI:

Carey also think the pair can make a difference. “Politicians see the people who make porn movies as sleazy and the girls as dumb, but Mark’s not sleazy and I’m not dumb.” She pauses for a minute then asks, “Do you think I should shave my vagina tonight or tomorrow?”

Ugh. I'm standing by the t-shirt slogan "The only Bush I trust is my own." Not the President, and not some political-wannabe porn-star ditz either.

5 Comments:

  • At 4:48 PM, Blogger Michael J. West said…

    Apparently your Dirty Mind only goes so far... :-)

     
  • At 7:36 PM, Blogger Boinkette said…

    Yeah, I prefer subtle and clever dirtiness, not crass and degrading dirtiness....

     
  • At 7:43 PM, Blogger Boinkette said…

    Plus, something that's meant to be dirty, like porn, just isn't quite as funny as something unexpected like Neal Horsley and his mule! ;-)

     
  • At 7:42 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said…

    Still, Jessica Simpson makes her look and sound like Margaret Fuller by conspicuous relief.

    Note that she never said that she wanted to make the two-backed beast with the Prez. And... KARL ROVE??? She must have a thing for bloated, malformed man-fetuses.

     
  • At 7:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    But Will Their Children Produce Porn News?

    (BEVERLY HILLS) -- X-rated video mogul Mark Kulkis, who escorted porn star Mary Carey to June's GOP dinner with President Bush, has found a new love interest: Washington powerdater and CNN producer Kathy Benz.

    The two met during an interview while Kulkis, 40, president and CEO of Kick Ass Pictures, was in DC for the National Republican Congressional Committee's annual President's Dinner. He's honorary chairman of the NRCC's Business Advisory Council, a roundtable of millionaire entrepreneurs.

    Benz denies she's cozying up to Kulkis to get a scoop for CNN about the private lunch he and Carey had with White House Chief of Staff Karl Rove. "Mark's a wonderful guy and I think this could be the real thing," she tells girlfriends.

    Benz, 35, is known in Washington power circles for dating such figures as venture capitalist Jonathan Ledecky (now trying to buy the Washington Nationals), Univ. of Maryland basketball coach Gary Williams, and spent time last August with Sirius CEO Mel Karmazin at his Hamptons home.

    Her regular companions include Rep. Pete Sessions (R-Tex.), John Sununu, Sr, venture capitalist Mark Ein, Chicago Cubs VP John McDonough and Democratic lawyer Julian Epstein. She was engaged to John Daggett, AOL millionaire.

    http://portland.indymedia.org/en/2005/05/317721.shtml#181029

     

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