The best part of politics: because they're all screwing us anyway.

Monday, June 06, 2005

Stickin' with the theme of eights

I'll just let the story speak for itself:

Police made a surprising discovery when they busted the alleged madam of a prostitution ring called "August Playmates": The woman running the show was an 80-year-old grandmother.

Authorities arrested Vera Tursi last month during a sting operation to crack down on prostitution rings posing as legal escort services. Police say Tursi ran the business from her two-bedroom apartment, taking $60 of every $160 she charged clients for one hour with a call girl.

Law enforcement officials say Tursi admitted her role in the business, saying she took it over a few years ago from her daughter, who had died. Police say Tursi told them she needed money to subsidize her Social Security checks.

See, all the more reason not to privatize Social Security. If old ladies can't count on their Social Security checks, more of them might turn to the world's oldest business.


  • At 1:25 AM, Blogger PoliShifter said…

    I saw that story too and was left speechless.

    80 years'g think they'd just look the other way...

  • At 1:38 AM, Blogger Boinkette said…

    Yeah, it's crazy...I mean, she probably had to take her dentures out every night after doing her daily prostitution organization. Older people like to complain about how messed-up the young'uns are these days, but if this is what the grandmothers are getting into, it's really a scary world.

  • At 6:37 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said…

    I wonder if she marked off on the wall with a pencil how much her clients had grown.

    "No ejaculation! Eat your vegetables!"

    "No menage a trois! Finish what's on your plate first."

  • At 10:25 PM, Blogger Boinkette said…

    And she pinches her clients' cheeks and says "look how much you've grown"...


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