The best part of politics: because they're all screwing us anyway.

Saturday, July 16, 2005

Boinkette's back, all right!

(Sorry, couldn't help myself...)

Yes, the gutter-minded political junkie you all know and love is back from an undisclosed location and ready to start scouring the internets for amusing news again.

What will catch the eye of Boinkette next? Perhaps Santorum will run off with Rehnquist and leave a gaping vacancy on the Supreme Court that can only be filled by, well, Bill Clinton. Perhaps Neal Horsley's mule will file a lawsuit against him, starring John Edwards as the sexy beast-representer. Perhaps Condi and Angelina Jolie really will have a mudwrestling presidential contest. Who knows what lies in store?


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