Boinkette

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Thursday, July 14, 2005

Santorum projects again

He thinks that Boston's priest sex abuse scandal is due to the city's liberal atmosphere. Yeah, you know those liberal Catholic priests.

Not to mention the fact that the city with the largest abuse scandal is in, well, Kentucky.

Perhaps Santorum should just go back to mouthing off on things he actually knows something about--like say, interspecies relations...

5 Comments:

  • At 7:43 PM, Blogger Michael J. West said…

    Kentucky is a city?

    No, I'm just giving you a hard time. You know how these people think.

    Sugar, Spice, everything nice: Red States.

    The corrupting influence of Satan: Blue States.

    We libs, of course, think in exactly the opposite pattern, but we're cuter than the cons so it's okay.

     
  • At 9:58 PM, Blogger The Biased Reporter said…

    Santorum is just making an ass of himself. But, I bet if he runs for president, he'll beat out any moderate Republican.

    Michael, I think it should go something like this:

    Sugar, Spice, right with Christ: Red States

    The corrupting influence of Satan, homosexuality, and the elite media: Blue States.

    He-he.

     
  • At 10:31 PM, Blogger Michael J. West said…

    They can probably be combined. After all, aren't all members of the elite media homosexual Satanists? ;-)

     
  • At 8:46 AM, Blogger Boinkette said…

    Thanks for catching my grammar error, Mike. I meant to say "is IN Kenucky," but you kmow how dumb we Northeasern elitist lib'ruls are! Clearly I was too busy worshipping Satan to get it right ;-)

     
  • At 8:46 AM, Blogger Boinkette said…

    Post updated to reflect original intent.

    Yeah elite media homosexual Satanists!

     

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