The best part of politics: because they're all screwing us anyway.

Sunday, July 24, 2005


Sex is good for you.

But, as Planned Parenthood concludes that it's sexual intimacy, not just sex itself, that confers such benefits, I don't think Republi-perverts like Neal Horsley, Jim West, and David Hager are reaping them. Kinda hard to be intimate with someone outside your species, huh?


  • At 9:34 AM, Blogger Michael J. West said…

    I know Planned Parenthood always insists that they don't promote premarital sex...but there sure did use a lot of large-breasted women in that article's accompanying photograph.

    What? I'm just saying.

  • At 10:12 AM, Blogger Boinkette said…

    Hey, maybe they're encouraging you to marry one of those women.

  • At 11:28 AM, Blogger Michael J. West said…

    Sez the article:

    In fact, the "Money, Sex, and Happiness" study found that people who paid for sex or who reported having sex outside of marriage were considerably less happy than other people.

    So you may have a point.

    Did the study also find that "People who have sex with small-breasted women were less happy than other people?" It doesn't out-and-out say so, but I do have to wonder...

  • At 12:39 PM, Blogger The Biased Reporter said…

    Hey, Michael! I have small breats and none of my partners have ever complained about the sex with me--they won't stop calling me;)

  • At 2:37 PM, Blogger Boinkette said…

    It's not size that matters, it's how you use it ;-)

  • At 3:06 PM, Blogger Michael J. West said…

    LOL...don't tell me, ladies, tell Planned Parenthood! I'm not making these judgements...I've got no room to talk, anyway. (I'm an A-cup at best!)

    Oh. Did I actually write that?

  • At 3:33 PM, Blogger Boinkette said…

    Juding from the article, Planned Parenthood probably doesn't care about size as long as there's intimacy...and man-boobs might get in the way of intimacy, so it's just as well you don't have them.

  • At 4:46 PM, Blogger Michael J. West said…

    Hey. There is nothing more intimate than man-boobs. You have to be REALLY imtimate with a woman if you're willing to show your jiggly bosoms to her.

    That said, I don't wish mine were bigger. Funny how that works.


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