The best part of politics: because they're all screwing us anyway.

Saturday, August 27, 2005

As usual, the Onion provides better news than actual news sources

U.S. Blowjobless Rate at All-Time High:

U.S. Blowjobless Rate At All-Time High

Damn, that never would have happened when Clinton was in the White House.


  • At 5:11 PM, Anonymous tio loco said…


  • At 7:48 PM, Blogger Michael J. West said…

    Hilarious, although the guy who owns that graph arrow really should see a urologist.

  • At 8:57 PM, Blogger Boinkette said…

    Yeah, it does look a wee bit crooked...ouch.

  • At 5:26 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said…

    How's this for Republican family values? Found this on Democratic Underground.,0,5887935.story?coll=all-news-hed

  • At 12:58 PM, Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy said…

    jpork - I thought you DU'ers liked child-molesters and homosexuals.

    Plus, don't you say 10 year olds should be allowed to have sex?
    The ACLU does.
    17 is a little long in the tooth, isn't it?

  • At 2:16 PM, Blogger Boinkette said…

    Umm, what are you talking about? If the ACLU said 10-year olds should have the legal right to have sex with each other, fine. It's pretty gross, but some kids start young, and they'll have to learn from their own mistakes.

    What's wrong--and what I'm sure the ACLU would not endorse--is when adults take advantage of children. Like the 22-year old guy who is now being prosecuted in Kansas for marrying a 14-year old after he knocked her up. He started having sex with her when he was 20 and she was 12. Which is awful--no 12-year old can stand up to a 20-year old man. That's an adult taking advantage of a child, plain and simple. And now the poor girl is married with a baby even though she's only in 9th grade.

    I don't think perversion stays on one side of party lines, nor do the majority of either party endorse child abuse. So just give up on your insinuations already.

  • At 3:09 PM, Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy said…

    The ACLU says that 10 and 11 year olds should be allowed to have abortions with total anonimity.

    Pregnant 11 year olds are sex abuse victims. Privacy from their parents and law-enforcement shelters child-molesters, and the ACLU knows it, and doesn't care.

    The left loves the ACLU, and NAMBLA for that matter.

    You don't think perversion belongs to one party? You're right, even though you only show Republicans in the stories you and your readers showcase. However, there is only one group that seeks to protect these scum, and it is the left.

    You vote for these people, I don't.
    That's the difference.


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