The best part of politics: because they're all screwing us anyway.

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Cheney's got a man-date too

He's gazing a little too dreamily at the new Saudi king:

Cheney with Saudis

"Give me some of that oil, Abdullah! It makes such good lubrication..."


  • At 4:07 PM, Blogger clonar22 said…

    Abd: Do you mind if I slip into
    something more comfortable?

    Che: Let me finish asking the
    interpreter for a fastball.

    Abd: If you come to Riyadh I'll
    let you play in my private

    Che: For another billion
    you can make me your
    private ---- for all I care

  • At 11:02 PM, Blogger Neil Sinhababu said…

    Our foreign policy is royally fucked.

  • At 7:45 PM, Blogger The Biased Reporter said…

    Damn. I guess sex does determine our foreign policy.

  • At 8:19 PM, Blogger Joe said…

    Mostly, I read your posts and find myself quite amused. Sometimes I read them, though, and feel a little uncomfotable, like way one feels during the first parental birds-and-bees talk. :-)

    This time it was more of the latter.

  • At 9:53 AM, Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy said…

    You get mad if we befriend them, mad if we bomb them.
    Make up your freaking minds!!!

    BTW, you need trackbacks, as I have a post w/a link to you!



  • At 10:40 AM, Blogger halcyon67 said…

    Nice innuendo everyone. :)

    Oh la la.

  • At 1:09 PM, Blogger Boinkette said…

    Thanks, Samantha :-)

    CUG, how do I enable trackbacks on my post? I don't want to have to switch to a different type of comments, because I like these...thanks for linking to me, anyway.

    Joe, I'm sorry--I guess the thought of Dick Cheney doing anything sexual is enough to make anyone uncomfortable, huh? Perhaps I should stick to less icky politicians...

  • At 2:27 PM, Blogger Mags said…

    That picture is hilarious! Cheney's smitten!

  • At 12:45 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said…

    "No, I am sorry, Mr. Dick, I have promised to the President my time for holding of hands while crushing bluebonnets underfoot. Later, maybe, we can hold behind the closed doors energy policy meetings that mutally benefit my kingdom and yours and to fuck your, how is the word said, ah yes, your proletariat."

    CUG: When the fuck did we ever bomb Saudi Arabia? When the fucking hell did the bloated petroleum groupies in this madministration ever even acknowledge that 15 of the 19 9/11 hijackers, plus the mastermind of 9/11, were from Saudi Arabia? When did the administration ever even admit that they knew of Arabia's human rights abuses, especially against women, or that the Saudi government openly, not secretly, openly sponsors terror, or that Prince Bandar Bush's wife wrote two checks that mysteriously ended up in the accounts of two of the 9/11 hijackers? When have we ever done anything more dangerous than risk getting our nose hairs stuck up the asses of these fucking sand niggers?

    You want a clear, unwavering stand on Arabia? Here's mine, asshole:

    Start with sanctions. Tell them, Fine, you wanna pull out $216,000,000,000 of your filthy lucre from our economy, we'll take our oil business elsewhere, so you can't victimize us by gouging the price of oil every time one of your misogynistic 9000 crown princes shits his toga everytime a car backfires. Tell them to actually help us catch other al Qaedea members, starting with Osama, and to stop holding telethons for terrorists. If they don't comply, we blow their precious oil rigs to Hell.

    Is that a firm enough stand for you, Union Boy?

    Fucking assclown...

  • At 1:06 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said…

    And another thing, assclown. Whenever the manager or pitching coach goes to the mound, third baseman Tony Batista feels the need to go join them, even though his input is minimal or outright unwanted. Another analogy that springs to mind is Karl sitting behind Bush with his hands in his bloated lap wishing that one day he, too, can sit at the Adult table (and, if there is a God, he will, at a maximum security penitentiary and flanked by 350 lb bull inmates named Bubba and Clovell). You are what Scott Adams once called in Dilbert "the meeting moth."

    Why do you continually come in here to harass us by audaciously charging liberals, of all people, with hypocrisy? Judge not the mote in our eyes before you examine the fucking redwood forest in the jaundiced eyes of the GOP that you clumsily try to defend.

    Go crawl back under your bridge and resume harasssing Cindy Sheehan's supporters or whatever it is that you trolls do when Congress isn't in session.

  • At 2:19 PM, Blogger Boinkette said…

    JP, CUG is not a troll--he reads another one of the blogs I read, so we started commenting on each other's blogs a little while ago. He at least tries to have a sense of humor, which is better than most conservatives. Other than that, I agree with the substance of your rant. Rant on!

  • At 3:23 PM, Blogger BadTux said…

    More likely the only "love" in this picture is a love of money. I doubt the Bigus Dickus could get it up for anything less than a billion. Okay, $900 million, tops!

    These two guys are making each other very, very rich...

    - Badtux the Snarky Penguin


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