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Thursday, August 04, 2005

I think I'm traumatized for life

Damn Don Imus for making me think about Rick Santorum's sex life:

When Sen. Rick Santorum (R-Pa.) appeared on the program Monday to talk about his new book, It Takes a Family: Conservatism and the Common Good, Imus noted that “you have six kids. Can I ask a personal question?”

Assured that he could, Imus asked, “Have you had sex with Mrs. Santorum more than six times?”

A nonplussed Santorum answered “yes” and left it at that.


Dear God.

I really can't imagine what would inspire anyone to get it on with him more often than necessary to reproduce (and who would really want to help create evil little Santorum-spawn anyway?), but to each her own, I guess....

7 Comments:

  • At 1:33 AM, Blogger W.C. Varones said…

    Then again, when Mrs. Santorum isn't in the mood, he might take it out on the dog.

     
  • At 1:42 AM, Blogger Boinkette said…

    Yes, he definitely thinks too much about human-canine relations. Ugghhh.

     
  • At 9:32 AM, Blogger clonar22 said…

    Who was it they called a "horse sodomizer?" Strom Thurmond?

     
  • At 11:59 AM, Blogger halcyon67 said…

    Being from PA, I think I have become immune to the poli-sexual stylings of Santorum.

    Just think, those six times Sanitarium had sex, he reproduced. THAT is the scariest part of all.

    Did anyone else see the Santorum Amazon, wish list?

     
  • At 10:41 PM, Blogger Boinkette said…

    Nope, I haven't...but I wouldn't be surprised if he was wishing for a fetus or something....

     
  • At 8:13 PM, Blogger Douglas Hoffman said…

    Spiders and snakes can store sperm for years, often using one insemination for multiple pregnancies. Thus, if Santorum has married one of his own kind, even that 'six' figure is suspect ;o)

     
  • At 8:32 PM, Blogger Boinkette said…

    Good point...and there is something a bit sinisterly snake-like about Santorum.

     

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