The best part of politics: because they're all screwing us anyway.

Monday, August 08, 2005

Wingnut takes too much pleasure in researching sexual "deviancy," example # 218,349,517

Peter LaBarbera, the founder of Americans for Truth and Executive Director of the Illinois Family Institute, seems a wee bit obsessed with gay S&M. So obsessed, in fact, that he went to the International Mr. Leather conference to do some "research":

I decided to go down to Chicago on Memorial Day, the last day of IML, to gather evidence on this twisted event.

Gather evidence, huh? Sure, that's what they all say.

As you can imagine, this idea didn't go over too well with my wife.

I wonder why?

Anyway, I arrived at the Hyatt Regency, and made my way down to where the IML vendors were set up in a vast "Leather Market," which was open to the public and mentioned in the Tribune's Red Eye story.

You only wish you were "open to the public."

I paid my two-dollar entrance fee and passed by a femmy "leather" guy who was happily greeting visitors with the line, "Welcome to the WalMart of porn!" At the vendors' area, I found booth upon booth--there were over a hundred--selling whips, handcuffs, electric "torture" devices, leather "hoods," etc., a veritable cornucopia for the deviant. The man was right: there was also tons of the most disgusting pornography imaginable for sale at reduced prices, right there are at the glitzy Hyatt Regency!

Yes, and I'm sure you loved it.

...Why expose International Mr. Leather?

Because you know you want to. You just know you do.


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