The best part of politics: because they're all screwing us anyway.

Saturday, September 10, 2005

Neal Horsley, take note


San Francisco - A man died of internal injuries from sex with a stallion at a ranch used by a bestiality ring, police in the northwestern United States state of Washington said on Monday.

The man suffered fatal trauma while being sodomised by a stallion at a stud farm that catered to men who wanted sex with animals, Enumclaw Police Commander Eric Sortland told AFP.

If he wanted to have sex with animals, why didn't he just find a Republican? (Kidding, kidding...well, sort of...)

...A cache of hundreds of hours of videotaped man-on-beast sex sessions was found hidden in a field, Sortland said.

The animals kept at the farm included ponies, horses, goats, sheep and dogs, according to the police commander.

Uh, that sure gives a new meaning to "My Little Pony."

Images of the flock of offerings on the bestial dude ranch were relayed over the internet and records indicate men had come from throughout the United States, according to police.

"Unfortunately, these people were very diligent in filming their activities," Sortland said of a viewing task detectives have found unpleasant.

Maybe they should hire Horsley for that task. Then again, they probably don't want to get the evidence all messy.

...Because sex with animals is not barred by law in Washington state, no arrests have been made, according to police who nonetheless continued to investigate on Monday to determine whether any illegal activity had taken place at the ranch.

Maybe Rick Santorum should give up fighting gay marriage and just start a project to outlaw bestiality in Washington, for which his "man-on-dog" rhetoric would be better suited.


  • At 10:03 AM, Blogger Michael J. West said…

    LOL...Jesse ("princepurple") lives in Seattle, and explains it this way: since bestiality is not illegal in Washington, to prove that anything illegal went on the police have to demonstrate that the horse was forced, against its will, to have sex with the man. In other words, they have to PROVE that the horse didn't want engage in bestiality.

  • At 10:08 PM, Blogger coturnix said…

    This also gives a new meaning to My Pet Goat!


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