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Monday, October 24, 2005

She's got it

Representative Linda Sanchez of California made some very astute remarks at the Funniest Celebrity in Washington Contest:

"Top Ten Reasons I Don't Date Republicans" by Linda Sanchez
10. The only time they believe in fiscal restraint is when the dinner bill comes.
9. His idea of getting to second base is fondling my stock portfolio.
8. He thinks that Emily's List is a call girl service.
7. His idea of oral stimulation is getting me to recite the Contract with America.
6. He thinks that white pantyhose and pearls are sexy--and you should see what he wants
me to wear.
5. Because when Republicans say that they want to create opportunities for minorities, that means they want to date me
and [her sister] Loretta.
4. Despite all the hype, I still can't find his weapon of mass destruction.
3. His pending prison term for political corruption is just another excuse for him to be emotionally unavailable.
2. Republicans are only interested in screwing the poor.
1. Because they make love like they make war: they lie to get in and don't have a plan for what to do once they get there.

13 Comments:

  • At 9:02 AM, Anonymous tio loco said…

    Well done! I think Ms. Sanchez is by far the sexiest pol, and witty too!

     
  • At 1:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    http://www.sbc.net/knowjesus/theplan.asp

     
  • At 5:00 PM, Blogger Boinkette said…

    Thanks, Tio. Remember when Libpatriot admitted that the only politician he had a crush on was Linda Sanchez' sister Loretta? :-)

    Anonymous--WTF?

     
  • At 7:41 AM, Anonymous tio loco said…

    Yes! I was trying to remember whether he was referring to Linda or Loretta...lol

     
  • At 8:23 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said…

    Boinkette:

    This is JP's wife and I want to thank you for your kind contribution to his blog after his nervous breakdown this w/e after the Libby indictment.

    More details on the latest Assclowns of the week feature.

     
  • At 1:29 AM, Blogger Boinkette said…

    Um, I didn't actually write the piece attributed to me...what's going on?

     
  • At 4:57 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said…

    You didn't read the whole blog post, did you? Go read the whole thing from top to bottom and pay careful attention to what happens after Assclown #4.

    The French call it an homage.

     
  • At 9:32 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said…

    Hey, here's a pic worth 1000 words:

    http://www.mistupid.com/pictures/page051.htm

    However, only one springs to mind.

     
  • At 11:06 PM, Blogger Michael J. West said…

    I'M BACK!

    Sorry, this is something like an ad...wanted to let you know that my blog has returned as POP MUSICOLOGY. Same URL, same topic, renewed focus. Ahoy!

     
  • At 8:43 AM, Blogger Ellis D. Tecnine said…

    He's got it!

    CBS News guy John Roberts calls the Alito nomination "sloppy seconds."

     
  • At 1:24 PM, Blogger Freedom Fighter said…

    Well Boinkette, interesting use of the term `lying to get in' and `minority' as (a) Ms. Sanchez is an hispanic by marriage only and (b) she `got in' by using the votes of illegal aliens, channeled through MALDEF.

    Bob Dornan, the man she defeated investigated this independently on the basis of a partial examination of the voter rolls and came up with 3,000 illegal alien votes that were counted, and a couple of folks went to jail.

    His lawyer's request to Janet Reno to have the rolls fully investigated
    for fraud was denied by the Clinto justice department..for obvious reasons.

     
  • At 8:52 AM, Blogger Michael J. West said…

    That's fascinating, Freedom Fighter, but unfortunately it's incorrect.

    (a) Linda Sanchez isn't married. Loretta Sanchez, her sister, is; her husband's last name is Brixey. According to Linda's website, "Linda Sánchez is the sixth of seven children born to immigrant parents from Mexico." I'd be interested to find out how that makes her hispanic by marriage only.

    (b) It was Loretta who beat Dornan, not Linda. You got the wrong sister.
    Also, Loretta's victory over Dornan was upheld by the state of California, AFTER WHICH Dornan appealed to Janet Reno. Perhaps the obvious reason that she rejected it is that she thought California's reasoning was solid.

    You might consider doing more careful research on the comments you post.

     
  • At 12:28 PM, Blogger WestEnder said…

    Freedom Fighter is a nut. It is as if he just made up some stuff and typed it off the top of his head.

    As if fabricating reality isn't enough, he defends Bob Dornan, a man who made Jim Traficant seem normal.

    But I love the way "freedom fighters" always find a way to blame Clinton. No matter what they're talking about, it has to come back to him. What an amusing psychological quirk.

     

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