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The best part of politics: because they're all screwing us anyway.

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Wow

And I thought Laura Bush was the only person having sex with a dummy....

Teen's Mannequin Love-In

A teenager has been charged with indecent exposure after he was caught trying to have sex with a female mannequin on display at an arts centre.

Security guards found Michael Plentyhorse, 18, sprawled with the dummy on the floor with his trousers and pants down.

Police spokesman Loren McManus said: "There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin.

"That's the only way I know how to put it."

Guards said they had noticed several times before that the dummy's clothes had been removed at the centre in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, US.

If convicted, Plentyhorse may be registered as a sex offender.

Hope Matchan, of the prosecutors' department, said: "People might say it's relatively harmless.

"But I certainly would want to know if this person was my neighbour."

Saturday, November 19, 2005

Even more headlines

If there's one good thing the Iraq war has done, it's provided an awful lot of headlines that make immature people like me laugh (via Pandagon's resident "porn liberal" Amanda):

Heading toward a pressured and premature pullout?

Withdrawal mania

Headline of the Day

Uproar in House as Parties Clash on Pullout

Yeah, pulling out usually does cause an uproar.

Although I don't think the article was referring to the kind of house or parties where such things usually take place...

Oh-so-quotable quote of the day

"It's kind of like virginity. It is hard to get back."
--Pollster John Zogby on President Bush regaining public trust

Except that losing your virginity doesn't usually lead to thousands of soldiers and Iraqi civilians dead...then again, you never know with some people.

Friday, November 18, 2005

"Oh Dick, give it to me!"

I guess he's going to make use of that long, hard autumn after all.

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Oh, the mental trauma.

Getting ready for some fun?

I don't think I want to know where this is headed.

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Take it off...or, um, not

Exposing Bush should be a lot more fun than this...

Well, whatever floats your boat

But Richard Cohen's idea of a turn-on doesn't quite do it for me:

It would be nice, fitting and pretty close to sexually exciting if Bush somehow acknowledged his mistakes and said he had learned from them.

Coming out of my blog hibernation....

Because I just couldn't resist this one:

The Long, Hard Autumn of Dick Cheney

Yuck. That's one season I would not want to be on the receiving end of. Talk about torture.

Friday, November 04, 2005

Got wood, eh?

Via Wonkette, from today's White House briefing on Air Force One:

Q Will you have any time to talk to the Canadians about soft lumber?

ASSISTANT SECRETARY SHANNON: We always talk to the Canadians about soft lumber.

Perhaps he thought the ad said, "Talk to Canada to find out if Levitra is right for you."