The best part of politics: because they're all screwing us anyway.

Sunday, January 29, 2006

Mama mia

From the Boston Globe:

ROME --Premier Silvio Berlusconi has promised Italians he would lower taxes and raise pensions. His latest campaign pledge is rather personal: no sex until April 9 elections, an Italian newspaper reported Sunday.

Il Giornale, a conservative Milan daily owned by Paolo Berlusconi, the premier's brother, reported that the no-sex vow was made during a campaign rally in Cagliari, Sardinia, on Saturday with a popular TV preacher on the island and his followers.

The clergyman, Rev. Massimiliano Pusceddu, praised the premier for what he described as a defense of family values and promised that his followers would support the conservative leader because "if the left wins it will be the moral end for this country."

"Let me give you my blessing," the priest was quoted as saying.

Berlusconi replied, smiling, according to Il Giornale: "Dear Father Massimiliano. I thank you a lot. I will try to meet your expectations, and I promise from now on, 2 1/2 months of absolute sexual abstinence, until April 9."

Berlusconi's challenger in the vote is Romano Prodi, a center-left leader and former premier.

Where did Berlusconi get this idea? Maybe he read the first George Bush's lips wrong when he said "Read my lips, no new taxes"...

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

How come I didn't think of this?

George Clooney is quite perceptive:

The Clooney-Abramoff flap started when George made a crude joke about Jack on the internationally televised Golden Globes.

"Who would name their kid Jack with the last words 'off' at the end of your last name? No wonder that guy is screwed up," Clooney quipped as he accepted the best supporting actor award.

Perhaps Abramoff could use this shirt: