The best part of politics: because they're all screwing us anyway.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Politician porn!

Not only has Jim Webb written porn, but so have a bunch of other politicians.

Now that's what I call dirty politics.

Fun with typos

If more politicians tried this, maybe we wouldn't have such low voter turnout among young people:

In what could be the funniest political blunder since Dan Quayle's sixth grade "spelling lesson," Mayor Saundra Naifeh of Edmond, Oklahoma, and a team of volunteers recently handed out 22,000 fliers aimed at discouraging underage drinking with a "helpful" phone number at the bottom for ratting out drinking parties. It was all part of her town's contribution to Make A Difference Day, a national campaign "to help neighbors and the community," and what a difference they made. You see, the number that actually got printed on the fliers was for a phone sex line offering callers "exciting live talk" for 99 cents to $2.99 per minute. As exciting as reporting underage drinking can be, I don't think that was her intention.

Hey, phone sex is my favorite way to fight underage drinking. It's simple: if teens are having phone sex, they won't be drinking!

Don't forget to vote!

It's election day, and you know what that means--time to go into a little booth, pull the curtain shut, and then pull the lever. Pull it hard.